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"Buy a boat" they said. "You’ll love owning a boat" they said. Thanks for the traffic asshat. #boatlife #suckAss

"Buy a boat" they said. "You’ll love owning a boat" they said. Thanks for the traffic asshat. #boatlife #suckAss

See that “curtain” behind me?? Yeah… It’s BEHIND ME!! That means coach class is behind me too! I popped my 1st class cherry!  #1stTimein1stClass

See that “curtain” behind me?? Yeah… It’s BEHIND ME!! That means coach class is behind me too! I popped my 1st class cherry! #1stTimein1stClass

Fantasy football draft. Great friends with shitty teams. Lol #FantasyFootball #family #friends

Fantasy football draft. Great friends with shitty teams. Lol #FantasyFootball #family #friends

Stop lying to yourself. They’ve sold MILLIONS of albums. I can’t be the only one to like them. Calling you out @maloneycomedy lol

Stop lying to yourself. They’ve sold MILLIONS of albums. I can’t be the only one to like them. Calling you out @maloneycomedy lol

This is the draft face of fantasy football season. The “before” face. It’ll be much different when my team starts sucking.

This is the draft face of fantasy football season. The “before” face. It’ll be much different when my team starts sucking.

Seriously? Is there no place I can escape this fucking movie and/or song?!?  (at Mississippi River)

Seriously? Is there no place I can escape this fucking movie and/or song?!? (at Mississippi River)

How often did this happen before all cabs in New Orleans got this preemptive sticker? #NOLA

How often did this happen before all cabs in New Orleans got this preemptive sticker? #NOLA

Chilling with a #tbt flat top. It’s the *Nica-Wolverine!! Lol what I would give to have that hair again. Going bald is for the birds! 
*not to be confused with Mexican-Wolverine @ramongarciacomedy

Chilling with a #tbt flat top. It’s the *Nica-Wolverine!! Lol what I would give to have that hair again. Going bald is for the birds!
*not to be confused with Mexican-Wolverine @ramongarciacomedy

This is my way of making the car cool again after the wife put a sticker of some Harry Potter crap on the car last week. #superman > #HarryPotter

This is my way of making the car cool again after the wife put a sticker of some Harry Potter crap on the car last week. #superman > #HarryPotter

Getting inducted into the Shaolin Monks. Lol #tbt

Getting inducted into the Shaolin Monks. Lol #tbt