"Buy a boat" they said. "You’ll love owning a boat" they said. Thanks for the traffic asshat. #boatlife #suckAss
See that “curtain” behind me?? Yeah… It’s BEHIND ME!! That means coach class is behind me too! I popped my 1st class cherry! #1stTimein1stClass
Fantasy football draft. Great friends with shitty teams. Lol #FantasyFootball #family #friends
Stop lying to yourself. They’ve sold MILLIONS of albums. I can’t be the only one to like them. Calling you out @maloneycomedy lol
This is the draft face of fantasy football season. The “before” face. It’ll be much different when my team starts sucking.
Seriously? Is there no place I can escape this fucking movie and/or song?!? (at Mississippi River)
How often did this happen before all cabs in New Orleans got this preemptive sticker? #NOLA
Chilling with a #tbt flat top. It’s the *Nica-Wolverine!! Lol what I would give to have that hair again. Going bald is for the birds!
*not to be confused with Mexican-Wolverine @ramongarciacomedy
This is my way of making the car cool again after the wife put a sticker of some Harry Potter crap on the car last week. #superman > #HarryPotter
Getting inducted into the Shaolin Monks. Lol #tbt